Pagan Humor

firephoenix · firephoenix

These Bumper Stickers are just for humor only, not to offend anyone... 1) Bumper Stickers ... todays telemarketers 2) "Ah yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning...To rip a mans genitals out through his wallet" Robin Williams 3) "Ah, I see the Screw-up Fairy has visited again" 4) Always r...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Ok, so if you want to understand this comic, go back to the beginning and read through all the strips like I did. But this one was so funny that I had to post the link for it here. http://ohmygods.timerift.net/strips/2002/09/30.php

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

More Pagan, Witch and Witchcraft Humor Now for those of you who are new, and have never encountered persons calling themselves pagans, witches, goddess-worshippers, here's how to tell us apart--with a healthy bit of tongue in one's cheek. 1. Bright-Eyed Novice: You just read this...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Grandma Got Run Over by A Witch (tune: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer") Grandma got ran over by a broomstick Walking home from our house Halloween Now you can say there's no such thing as witches But as for me and grandpa, we believe. She'd consumed too many spirits And we begged...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

A Pagan Goes to Hell A Pagan dies, and to his great surprise finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The guy in charge looks him over before asking, "Can I help you?" "Where am I?" asks the Pagan. "Beg your pardon?" the other guy asks. "You're in Heaven, of course." "B-but I do...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

A Pagan goes to Heaven A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, "Hello, and welcome." She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. "Wait a minute," she said. "I was supposed to end up in the Summerlands." He sm...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

You Know Someone Is New To Magick and Paganism When They Think That... An ATHAME is the gas you use for your grill. A CENSOR is a drink you mix with alcohol. ASTRAL PROJECTION is a home-made movie viewer. A SYMPATHITIC LINK is when you feel sorry because your chain broke. WICCA i...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

A young witch was sitting on a swing in her garden. She was favored by the Goddess, and had many conversations with her. On that bright and cheerful day, she said to the Goddess: "Dear beautiful and gracious Goddess, I have a silly question to ask of you. In your perspective, how long is a thousand years?...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Halloween A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spo...

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	Bumper Stickers (Preview) These Bumper Stickers are just for humor only, not to offend anyone... 1) Bumper Stickers ... todays telemarketers 2) "Ah yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning...To rip a mans genitals out through his wallet" Robin Williams 3) "Ah, I see the Screw-up Fairy has visited again" 4) Always r...	firephoenix	1	1042	11:11 AM, 01/19/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
	Funny Comic Strip (Preview) Ok, so if you want to understand this comic, go back to the beginning and read through all the strips like I did. But this one was so funny that I had to post the link for it here. http://ohmygods.timerift.net/strips/2002/09/30.php	Rev Dragons Blade	0	330	2:13 PM, 11/19/04 by Rev Dragons Blade
	More Pagan Humor (Preview) More Pagan, Witch and Witchcraft Humor Now for those of you who are new, and have never encountered persons calling themselves pagans, witches, goddess-worshippers, here's how to tell us apart--with a healthy bit of tongue in one's cheek. 1. Bright-Eyed Novice: You just read this...	Rev Dragons Blade	1	323	5:47 AM, 11/19/04 by Rev Dragons Blade
	Grandma Got Run Over by A Witch (Preview) Grandma Got Run Over by A Witch (tune: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer") Grandma got ran over by a broomstick Walking home from our house Halloween Now you can say there's no such thing as witches But as for me and grandpa, we believe. She'd consumed too many spirits And we begged...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	299	11:40 PM, 10/29/04 by Rev Dragons Blade
	A Pagan Goes to Hell (Preview) A Pagan Goes to Hell A Pagan dies, and to his great surprise finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The guy in charge looks him over before asking, "Can I help you?" "Where am I?" asks the Pagan. "Beg your pardon?" the other guy asks. "You're in Heaven, of course." "B-but I do...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	310	11:35 PM, 10/29/04 by Rev Dragons Blade
	A Pagan goes to Heaven (Preview) A Pagan goes to Heaven A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, "Hello, and welcome." She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. "Wait a minute," she said. "I was supposed to end up in the Summerlands." He sm...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	331	11:33 PM, 10/29/04 by Rev Dragons Blade
	You Know Someone Is New To Magick and Paganism (Preview) You Know Someone Is New To Magick and Paganism When They Think That... An ATHAME is the gas you use for your grill. A CENSOR is a drink you mix with alcohol. ASTRAL PROJECTION is a home-made movie viewer. A SYMPATHITIC LINK is when you feel sorry because your chain broke. WICCA i...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	310	11:32 PM, 10/29/04 by Rev Dragons Blade
	A Witch and the Goddess...A Conversation (Preview) A young witch was sitting on a swing in her garden. She was favored by the Goddess, and had many conversations with her. On that bright and cheerful day, she said to the Goddess: "Dear beautiful and gracious Goddess, I have a silly question to ask of you. In your perspective, how long is a thousand years?...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	299	11:28 PM, 10/29/04 by Rev Dragons Blade
	Funny Halloween Joke - Not for the kiddies. (Preview) Halloween A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spo...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	328	11:26 PM, 10/29/04 by Rev Dragons Blade
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