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Lucky Pig
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interesting..
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like...
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poor lil dude!
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/interactivebuddy.html
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cute
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Elastic Baby
strange and odd, but kinda cute!
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help me finish this....
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A different Christmas poem
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This was sent to me by my sister, I thought that it would be nice to share. MerryChristmas all....
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell,...
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Be Offended. Click here
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Congrats!!!!!
:D hello, if you have clicked here, you have proven my point. If a topic offends you and you click it, your saying PLEASE OFFEND ME!!!! I WANT TO COMPLAIN. If you return after complaining, your saying PLEASE BY ALL MEANS OFFEND ME AGAIN I WASN’T THOROUGHLY OFFENDED THE FIRST TIME AND NO...
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Happy Halloween!!!
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happy halloween everyone....enjoy.
Halloween Hangman - The Dimension's Edge, Inc.
my best was a 90!
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY: We Three Kings Disoriented Are ...
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas ...
NARCISSISTIC: Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) ...
MANIA: Deck the H...
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If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord
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If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord...
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My legions of terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.
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My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
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My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously i...
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Cat to English Dictionary
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The Cat/English Dictionary
miaow
Feed me.
meeow
Pet me.
mrooww
I love you.
miioo-oo-oo
I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrow
I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww[/b...
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Christian Light Bulb Jokes
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christian light bulb jokes
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predes...
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New Mercedes
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A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behin...
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IRS Bar Joke.
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Three guys were talking in the local bar. The manager was so sure that its bouncer was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.
The challenge was that the landlord would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lem...
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ADULT Halloween Humor (PG-13)
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Haunted Humor
ADULT HUMOR
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
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Halloween Humor
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Haunted Humor
Halloween Hauntaholic
"You know you're a hauntaholic when..."
you're pestered all year by kids who want to know what the theme for THIS year is?
you find yourself thinking that one corpse is more attractive than another?
you get more excited over a fog machine th...
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Dance!!!
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Don't forget your firewall!
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SON ASKS:
Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS:
Ah, well, my son, one day you will
need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date with your mom
and we met at a cybercafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and
then your mother downloaded from
dad's memor...
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This one is good.
(Preview)
bewarned, it repets itself, but its fun.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/
Anya
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and the moral is...........
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a priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.Aleading local politician and member of the congregationwas chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"I go...
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too funny!!!
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saw this, had to share. really funny!!!!!
MP and BB,
Kelly
2005 ROCK103.COM
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