This was sent to me from a friend. Hope all like it.

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business
flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it
where he
knew she would find it.  The next morning, the man woke up, only to
discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to
go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
by the
bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft
before the masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU
THINK CAN HANDLE IT
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MP BB
Amy