These Bumper Stickers are just for humor only, not to offend anyone...

1) Bumper Stickers ... todays telemarketers

2) "Ah yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning...To rip a mans genitals out through his wallet" Robin Williams

3) "Ah, I see the Screw-up Fairy has visited again"

4) Always remember you are "unique", just like everybody else

5) Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, taking the dog -- Dororthy

6) Avoid the rush -- pass me now

7) Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes -- that way is they get angry, they are a mile away -- and barefoot

8) BUCKLE UP!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of the car!

9) CONCIOUSNESS -- the time between naps

10) Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, you are crunchy and good with ketchup

11) EARTH FIRST -- we'll strip mine the other planets later

12) 25 days a month m body is a Temple - the other 5 it is an Amusement Park on estrogen

13) Heavily medicated for YOUR safety

14) I am NOT a b.... -- I am THE b....- and that is Miss B..... to YOU!

15) I believe in Dragons, Good Men and other Fantasy Creatures

16) I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to

17) I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

18) I wasnt created in YOUR Gods image

19) If you see, and find not within; You will never find it without

20) I am NOT pushing 50, I am PULLING 40!

21) *** this is for GORM --  -- I am really easy to get along with -- Once you people learn to worship me

22) It is NOT testosterone -- it is estrogen poisoning

23) Life is the school -- Love is the Lesson

24) Minds are like parachutes -- they only work when they are OPEN

25) My mind not only wander, sometimes it leaves

26) Next mood swing ... 6 minutes

27) No, I did not sell my soul to Satan, but we did work out a rent-to-own deal

28) No one can make you feel inferior without your consent

29) Saw it .. Wanted it.. Had a fit....GOT IT!

30) Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. YOU CHOOSE!

31) There is too much blood in my Caffine System

32) They ARE NOT hot flashes, they are POWER SURGES

33) Your just jealous because the voices are talking to ME!

34) Your proctologist called...they found your head

Ever wonder where people come up with these things? Well, here is a site to order these from -- as these are just a sampling as to what you will find there.

http://mywitchshop.com/Bumper_Stickers/index.shtml

Thank you to these wonderful people for helping us to find joy in our everyday lives -- and for helping others who read our bumpers, what we are like --