Q--What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? A--Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog
History Of Medicine 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root
A pagan goes to a Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man said without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
What brought you here ? And does it have reverse?
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