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and the moral is...........


a priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.Aleading local politician and member of the congregationwas chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.


"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession i heard here.I thought i had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, and had an affair with his bosses wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister.


i was appalled. But as the days went on i knew that not all my people were like thatand i had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people".


Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late> He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "i`ll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived", said the politician. "In fact , i had the honour of being the first one to go to him in confession".


MORAL; Dont EVER be late.



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Thats a good one. Got to pick my ribs up now.


LOL


Anya



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LOL!!



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