How many Odinists does it take to change a light bulb?
21 - 1 to hold the light bulb, 20 to drink till the world spins. *
How many Asatruar does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light from the burning monastery is sufficient, thank you.
New-Agers
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How many New-Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
5 - 1 to change it and 4 to share the experience! *
How many New-Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
(in a flaky voice) We don't use light bulbs, we just think happy thoughts at - our quartz crystals and they glow. *
How many New-Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just join self-help groups to learn to live with darkness in their lives.
Misc.
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How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
2 - 1 to change it, 1 not to change it. *
How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The universe changes the light bulb & the Zen Master gets out of the way! *
How many Discordians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 - 1 to hold a ladder and 1 to fill the bathtub with brightly colored East German machine tools. *
How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us! *
How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ask your OWN grandmother! *
How many Starhawk witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(plaintively) "There are starving villages in Africa that don't even HAVE light bulbs..." *
How many Pagans does it take to change a light bulb?
6 - 1 to change it, and 5 to sit around complaining that light bulbs - never burned out before those damned Christians came along. *
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you want it changed into? *
How many solitary witches does it take to change a light bulb?
if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious
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