you might be pagan if...

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When you're sworn in court, you bring your own grimoire.
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You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying.
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When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"
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You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it.
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You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook.
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You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.
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You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them.
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On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.
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You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one.
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You commit blasphemy in the plural.
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Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN."
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When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in an anthropomorphic way.
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In Religion 100, you're disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods.
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You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle. You can explain the difference.
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You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.
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You talk to trees. They talk back.
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Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun.
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You understand the symbolism behind a maypole.
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You're reading this list.
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You understand what it's talking about.