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Religious Oneliners


Religious Oneliners

* Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.
* Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
* I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods.
* He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at. - Terry Pratchett, 'Small Gods'
* Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. -- G.K. Chesterton
* Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh, Chance!
* Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.
* Sometimes we turn to God when our foundations are shaking, only to find out it is God who is shaking them.
* To YOU I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
* You've given your life to Jesus, I've rented mine to Cthulhu.

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All opinions stated in my posts are just that...my opinions...and should not be held in any way as the opinions of the CEPF Board of Directors or of anyone other than myself. - Rev. Heidi Andrews VP CEPF
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