Pagan Humor

firephoenix · firephoenix

Found at www.witchcrafts.net/humor 1) No spell is as easy as it looks. 2) If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a spell can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop. 3) Every spell performed to solve a problem will breed new problems...

firephoenix · firephoenix

Ok, this isnt putting anyone down or anything, I just thought they were funny is all. Namaste Amy

firephoenix · firephoenix

Ok I have to show this, it is cute, to me anyways :) Namaste Amy -- Edited by firephoenix at 14:51, 2006-03-11

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

This was hilarious. The subject of the forum was basically about a girl whose friend doesn't really know anything about witchcraft or any of the spiritual aspects of Pagan religions, but wants to jump right in and start doing spells. The girl wants her to chill out and realize that it's not all about sp...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

you might be pagan if... * When you're sworn in court, you bring your own grimoire. * You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. * When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" * You know what "widdershins" means. You app...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

you might be giving pagans a bad name if... * You insist that your boss call you "Rowan Starchild" because otherwise you'd sue for religious harrassment. (Score double for this if you don't let that patronizing bastard call you "Mr. or Ms. Starchild.") * You've ever confused the Pr...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Best of the Pagan Light Bulb Jokes Asatruar * How many Odinists does it take to change a light bulb? 21 - 1 to hold the light bulb, 20 to drink till the world spins. * How many Asatruar does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light from the burning monastery is sufficient, t...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Religious Oneliners * Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. * Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic... * Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. * I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods....

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Tips for a Safe Samhain * When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead. * If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died i...

anyawillow · anyawillow

http://www.bigfishgames.com/downloads/musikapa/index.html

Silverweb · Silverweb

Hi, everyone! Sorry I've been AWOL for a while, but I'm getting back into the regular routine now. Things have been a little busy and chaotic here. Anyway, I found this gorgeous, extensive site that has bee...

Tips for Evil Cult Members · Rev Dragons Blade

Ok, the name sounds so so bad, but the joke was so so funny.

Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of an amateur. Familiarize yourself with the specifications for sacrificial victims, and ensure that unacceptable substitutes cannot be unexpectedly introduce...

Wand Witch · Wand Witch

You might be a Redneck Pagan if... - If you think "widdershins" refers to the calves of the bereaved lady next door.... - If you think fetch deer is a command you give yer dawg.... - If you think a goblet is a young turkey.... - If you think Drawing Down the Moon means demolishing the outhouse.... - If you ca...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

-- Edited by Rev Dragons Blade at 11:43, 2005-07-21

GreyElf · GreyElf

This is so my kids, I had to add it.... From the teacher... A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to Pagan parents Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight-A stu...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Rules to live by on Halloween With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster or murderer, NEVER check to see if it's...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

A Comparison Of Late 20th Century Religious Theory Capitalism He who dies with the most toys wins. Hare Krishna He who plays with the most toys wins. Catholicism He who denies himself the most toys wins. Anglican They were our toys firs...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Q--What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? A--Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog History Of Medicine 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Source: tee-shirt, posted 08/27/99 Taoism: **** happens. Buddhism: If **** happens, it's not really ****. Islam: If **** happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism: **** happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does this **** always happen to us? Hindui...

Rev Dragons Blade · Rev Dragons Blade

Upon 40 days of Prayre and Fasting, with Purest Faithe andCalling unto the Gods... I. Clasp near thy rod of power (a.k.a. a telephone) II. Call forth for ye Spirits of Travelle and theire nefarious Agents III. Yea, state and visualize thy destination --thrice, for the Agents of Travel t...

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	Pagan humor (Preview) Found at www.witchcrafts.net/humor 1) No spell is as easy as it looks. 2) If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a spell can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop. 3) Every spell performed to solve a problem will breed new problems...	firephoenix	0	1594	11:18 PM, 03/17/06 by firephoenix
	This is kind cute too.. (Preview) Ok, this isnt putting anyone down or anything, I just thought they were funny is all. Namaste Amy	firephoenix	0	910	2:52 PM, 03/11/06 by firephoenix
	Funny Pagan Picture (Preview) Ok I have to show this, it is cute, to me anyways :) Namaste Amy -- Edited by firephoenix at 14:51, 2006-03-11	firephoenix	0	818	2:50 PM, 03/11/06 by firephoenix
	Something I saw on a forum... (Preview) This was hilarious. The subject of the forum was basically about a girl whose friend doesn't really know anything about witchcraft or any of the spiritual aspects of Pagan religions, but wants to jump right in and start doing spells. The girl wants her to chill out and realize that it's not all about sp...	Rev Dragons Blade	1	871	5:34 PM, 11/11/05 by firephoenix
	You Might Be Pagan If... (Preview) you might be pagan if... * When you're sworn in court, you bring your own grimoire. * You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. * When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" * You know what "widdershins" means. You app...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	896	3:56 AM, 10/19/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
	You Might Be Giving Pagans A Bad Name If... (Preview) you might be giving pagans a bad name if... * You insist that your boss call you "Rowan Starchild" because otherwise you'd sue for religious harrassment. (Score double for this if you don't let that patronizing bastard call you "Mr. or Ms. Starchild.") * You've ever confused the Pr...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	866	3:54 AM, 10/19/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
	Best of the Pagan Light Bulb Jokes (Preview) Best of the Pagan Light Bulb Jokes Asatruar * How many Odinists does it take to change a light bulb? 21 - 1 to hold the light bulb, 20 to drink till the world spins. * How many Asatruar does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light from the burning monastery is sufficient, t...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	841	3:49 AM, 10/19/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
	Religious Oneliners (Preview) Religious Oneliners * Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. * Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic... * Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. * I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods....	Rev Dragons Blade	0	838	3:40 AM, 10/19/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
	Tips for a Safe Samhain (Preview) Tips for a Safe Samhain * When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. * If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died i...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	819	3:17 AM, 10/19/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
	OMG a Pagan friendly game. (Preview) http://www.bigfishgames.com/downloads/musikapa/index.html	anyawillow	2	877	7:58 PM, 08/20/05 by Lady Inanna
	Are you a Technopagan? (Preview) Hi, everyone! Sorry I've been AWOL for a while, but I'm getting back into the regular routine now. Things have been a little busy and chaotic here. Anyway, I found this gorgeous, extensive site that has bee...	Silverweb	1	852	4:42 PM, 08/09/05 by dana_smmrs
	Tips for Evil Cult Members (Preview) Ok, the name sounds so so bad, but the joke was so so funny. Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of an amateur. Familiarize yourself with the specifications for sacrificial victims, and ensure that unacceptable substitutes cannot be unexpectedly introduce...	Rev Dragons Blade	1	1082	10:20 PM, 08/07/05 by dana_smmrs
	redneck pagan (Preview) You might be a Redneck Pagan if... - If you think "widdershins" refers to the calves of the bereaved lady next door.... - If you think fetch deer is a command you give yer dawg.... - If you think a goblet is a young turkey.... - If you think Drawing Down the Moon means demolishing the outhouse.... - If you ca...	Wand Witch	5	833	10:18 PM, 08/07/05 by dana_smmrs
	Cauldrons (Preview) -- Edited by Rev Dragons Blade at 11:43, 2005-07-21	Rev Dragons Blade	7	1019	10:11 PM, 08/07/05 by dana_smmrs
	Letter From the Teacher (Preview) This is so my kids, I had to add it.... From the teacher... A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to Pagan parents Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight-A stu...	GreyElf	2	812	10:09 PM, 08/07/05 by dana_smmrs
	Rules to live by on Halloween (Preview) Rules to live by on Halloween With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster or murderer, NEVER check to see if it's...	Rev Dragons Blade	1	854	6:59 PM, 08/06/05 by dana_smmrs
	A Comparison Of Late 20th Century Religious Theory (Preview) A Comparison Of Late 20th Century Religious Theory Capitalism He who dies with the most toys wins. Hare Krishna He who plays with the most toys wins. Catholicism He who denies himself the most toys wins. Anglican They were our toys firs...	Rev Dragons Blade	2	1409	10:38 AM, 04/26/05 by Esuisha
	A few short jokes... (Preview) Q--What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? A--Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog History Of Medicine 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	2092	3:29 PM, 03/15/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
	A Short Guide to Comparative Religions (Preview) Source: tee-shirt, posted 08/27/99 Taoism: ** happens. Buddhism: If happens, it's not really . Islam: If happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism: happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does this ** always happen to us? Hindui...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	1369	2:56 AM, 03/07/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
	Flying Spell (Preview) Upon 40 days of Prayre and Fasting, with Purest Faithe andCalling unto the Gods... I. Clasp near thy rod of power (a.k.a. a telephone) II. Call forth for ye Spirits of Travelle and theire nefarious Agents III. Yea, state and visualize thy destination --thrice, for the Agents of Travel t...	Rev Dragons Blade	0	949	7:25 PM, 02/27/05 by Rev Dragons Blade
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